From My Number One Fan…

From My Number One Fan…Ivana PoltskyMy dear Mr. Hudspith,A few weeks’ time ago now my husband bought your Kimi’s Secret to read to our daughterDoris who suffering in wheelchair with no walking legs. Doris cried and cried at every page,especially when icky things happen which mean Doris cry lots.Anyway, this good news. Tompas, that’s Doris little brother who has eating disorder whichleaves him chubby boy, well Tompas no longer eat. Listening to his dear father readloud including sound special effects of snot and poopoo and vomits make Tompas very sick.Of course he now loose five stones and is healthy and smiles. And when Doris looked at herfitter brother she cried with joy and stood from the wheelchair and she now leaps aroundthe place with Tompas but they knock over budgie cage and kill Bilko. The metal cagehit his head and Marjorie our maid fainted and now in comma with bed sores ininteresting places. This is a most shocking instalments of events and all from reading onesick book.

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